I've had time to read the story now, it was good to read and I enjoyed it. Would I rather be Dave or Jon, I'm not sure I would mind being either. Like Meadow says, a two week holiday is a great time for something more, so being Dave in that situation could be great fun, whether I could go twice in one night I'm not sure, never really had the opportunity to find out, but I notice he also slept in once or twice? I might need a holiday to get over the holiday
It seems like Jon had a lot of fun too, but not always, so perhaps being Dave was more fun. We don't hear about all the little bits of sexual activity that come with being a knight so I might be judging a bit harshly
On the other hand I rather think the girls got the best deal on this trip